Summary: Michael Jones knew that there must be more to the universe than his little island home. However, he never expected his sanctuary to be torn apart by a terrifying beast shrouded in shadow and suddenly being flung into the unknown with nothing but a giant key to protect him.
People call him ‘The Keybearer’, tasked with keeping his light strong in the never-ending battle between Darkness and Light; all eyes looking to him in hope as he is tasked with travelling the worlds with new allies, sealing Keyholes and trying with all his might to find his friends.
Rating: PG13 (swearing and mild violence)
My bestie wrote a thing and it’s good and you should all go read it uwu
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
you have a type
Reblog this is you are, or have had to, take more than 2 pills per day.
I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”
Thank you for this
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
sticks and stones may break my bones, but language dictates everything from social norms to legislation and it’s indeed often used to bolster violence and oppression sooOo
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.